Mexican Restaurant (Obey Me!)
You and the brothers got hungry and end up at an authentic hole-in-the wall Mexican restaurant. They decide to put their spanish to the test.
Characters: All the demon bros
Tags: Bulleted style, Gender Neutral, Bilingual (Spanish/English), Pathetic Lucifer lmao
Note: Sorry if the grammar/spelling is off. Ye ye I'm Mexican but my spanish is okay at most. 💀
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Lucifer:
- "Es picante? Lo quiero ordenar." (It's spicy? I want to order it.)
- Ordered first
- He didn't want you to translate for him
- He wanted to use his limited Spanish to impress you
- Wouldn't stop smirking since he felt like he was quite impressive
- Until Mammon took over
- Bitterly ate his enchiladas
- He didn't understand what guapo (handsome) meant but heard it frequently in his direction
- His pride wouldn't let him ask you
- Sulked for the rest of the night
- You asked if he was okay
- "Si."
Mammon:
- " Y esto cuanto cuesta? QUE!? " (And this is how much? WHAT!?)
- Yeah he picked up *some* Spanish due to possible illegal activities
- Took advantage of the free chips and salsa
- Ordered steak fajitas
- Sung and danced with the band
- Yeah he was kind of drunk
- Wore the title of "El Mamon" proudly without knowing it can be translated to "Idiot" in Spanish
- "No te preocupes, yo te cuido" (Dont worry I'll take care of you)
- Got his and your meals taken care of by the end of the night
- The people hope to see El Mamon [affectionate] again, he's always welcome
Levi:
- "Hola! Mi nombre es Leviathan!" (Hello! My name is Leviathan!)
- Wanted to impress you so he refused to have you help him
- Just pointed at something at the menu
- "Por favor!" (Please!)
- "El especial es muy picante...seguro que lo quieres? '...si!?' " (The special is very spicy...are you sure you want it? ...yes!?)
- Was confused when they brought a crowd with his food
- Held back his tears while he ate El Diablo Fuerte burrito challenge
- "Mm..so...good..."
- Passed out after saying that
- For once, Levi's embarrassing scene made Lucifer feel better
Satan:
- "Si, tamales por favor." (Yes, tamales please.)
- Also a little fluent but not like Mammon
- Practiced his Spanish with you, it was pretty cute tbh
- Could practically eat from Lucifer's bitter energy alone
- Learned to flirt with you in spanish
- Took a chance and danced with you
- Smirked at Lucifer while dancing
Asmo:
- "Hola!" (Hello!)
- Only the most basic of Spanish words
- Wasn't shy to admit he needed help with the menu so you sat very close and translated
- Worked extremely well in his favor
- Levi shot daggers at him while Lucifer continued sulking
- Ordered a carne asada quesadilla platter
- Posted an unconscious Levi on DevilSnap
- Him and Mammon made the place livelier than usual
- Ended up dancing and flirting with the server
- Got his entire meal for free
Beel:
- "Dame todo. 'Que?' Todo." (Give me everything. 'What?' Everything.)
- Ron Swanson™️ energy
- It's the only Spanish he ever needs when ordering so he gets by every time
- Happily shared a little bit of everything with you
- Upset that Belphie got in the way of spoon feeding you some churro ice cream
- Finished Levi's burrito with ease
- Asked the server for seconds
- His bill paid for the restaurants rent for the month
- Got a little jealous of everyone dancing with you
- Yes he made his move and got his chance
- Was the one to carry Levi back to the hotel
Belphie:
- "Ayudame?" (Help me?)
Can actually navigate the menu on his own- He's use to it because of Beel
- Wanted the same experience you gave Asmo
- Which he got (much to Lucifers dismay)
- But he ordered himself when the server came
- "Horchata y birria tacos por favor." (Horchata and birria tacos please.)
- Horchatas his favorite drink.
I will die on this hill - You asked "Belphie do you actually know some spanish?"
- " I just said I needed help. I never said I didn't know."
- Was the one to tell mammon to call himself El Mamon
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Lucifer and Levi lost this one. 😔 What adventure will we go on next? 🤭
